June 17, 2010
Alvin Greene: The Most Qualified Liberal I've Ever SeenPrinter Friendly
By: Ann Coulter
Democrats have decided that Alvin Greene's surprise victory in the South Carolina Democratic senatorial primary must be the result of a Republican dirty trick.
Greene beat Vic Rawl, a former state representative and judge, with a whopping 60 percent of the vote in last Tuesday's primary, despite Greene's having no job, no house, no campaign website, no campaign headquarters -- indeed, no campaign. Other than paying the $10,000 filing fee, Greene seems to have put no effort into the race whatsoever.
But he does have one thing Rawl doesn't have: In the grand tradition of legendary Democrats such as Teddy Kennedy, Greene has a felony arrest. (Greene's inexperience really shows here: Democrats usually wait until after they're elected to show pornography to college girls.)
So this is not good for the Democrats. Naturally, therefore, they're blaming Republicans.
Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C., has demanded that the U.S. attorney investigate, ominously suggesting that Greene may be a Republican plant. Clyburn is the third-ranking Democrat in the House.
MSNBC's Keith Olbermann interviewed Greene as if he had Lee Harvey Oswald in the dock. Chris Matthews asked guests: "Do you think this has the look of a dirty trick -- sort of a Watergate number?" Watergate, you'll recall, involved the Nixon White House trying to persuade a mildly retarded black man to run for the Senate.
Obama senior adviser David Axelrod said Greene was not a "legitimate" candidate and called his victory "a mysterious deal." (Yes, how could a young African-American man with strange origins, suspicious funding, shady associations, no experience, no qualifications, and no demonstrable work history come out of nowhere and win an election?)
They're hopping mad, these liberals, but it's not clear what their theory of the crime is. Before accusing Republicans of committing a dirty trick, apparently no one asked the question: "OK, but what was the trick?"
The key to Greene's victory, you see, is that he got more votes. How do liberals imagine Republicans pulled that off? Mesmerize the Democrats into voting for an idiot? If Republicans could do that, John McCain would be president.
There is zero possibility that Republicans skipped their own primary to vote for Greene in the Democratic primary. The marquee South Carolina election in last Tuesday's primary was the four-candidate, mudslinging Republican gubernatorial primary. That one was so heated, it's still to be decided in a runoff next week.
Even Sarah Palin got involved in the race, endorsing Nikki Haley (though not endorsing anyone in the Nevada primary, as I incorrectly gave her credit for in last week's column).
Not surprisingly, more than twice as many South Carolinians voted in the Republican primary (424,893) as voted in the Democratic primary (197,380). Not only that, but a higher percentage of Republican primary voters chose a candidate for Senate (97.12 percent) than did the Democratic primary voters (86.24 percent).
Perhaps realizing this, liberal loons (Keith Olbermann) are now pushing the theory that Republicans somehow ... rigged the voting machines! (This is what happens when you know absolutely nothing about politics but are given a TV show.)
I promise you, if Republicans could have rigged any voting machines, they would have made sure Nikki Haley won by 51 percent, instead of 49 percent, to avoid next week's runoff.
The only thing a Republican could possibly have done is pay Greene's filing fee. It's likely that someone paid his filing fee, inasmuch as Greene doesn't appear to have enough money to buy a sandwich.
But anyone could have paid it -- ACORN, a community organizer, a stimulus grantor, Betty White. If a Republican paid the $10,000 filing fee, why not give Greene another hundred bucks for a campaign website? Or how about making it $150, so Greene could buy a new suit?
But, for the sake of argument, let's say a Republican paid Greene's filing fee. Even the worst-case scenario is still not half as bad as what liberals did to Sen. Patrick Leahy's Republican opponent in 1998. To the delight of the media, liberals ran a simpleton dairy farmer, Fred Tuttle, in the Republican primary that year against a millionaire lawyer, Jack McMullen.
As in the South Carolina race, the serious candidate, McMullen, spent far more than the prank candidate -- by about $300,000 to $200.
And as with Greene, Tuttle was a feeble-minded everyman. He had starred in a movie, "Man With a Plan," made by his Harvard-graduate neighbor, about a cornball farmer who runs for Congress. Having "Fred" actually run for the Senate was openly described as a publicity stunt.
Fred won the primary and promptly endorsed Leahy.
The media lavished praise on the "gentlemanly" Senate race, with The Associated Press calling it a "calm, folksy Senate campaign." Reporters think there's too much "mudslinging" when the Republican candidate doesn't immediately endorse the Democrat.
The movie starring Fred was run on PBS, sponsored by Ben & Jerry's ice cream, and Fred -- the winsome simpleton -- was fawned over throughout the media. (CBS' Bill Geist to Tuttle: "Are you a sex symbol?")
That's a far cry from how reporters are treating poor Alvin Greene:
CNN anchor Don Lemon: You're mentally sound, physically sound? You're not impaired by anything at this moment?
Greene: No. Just -- I'm OK.
Lemon: No, just what?
Greene: I'm OK.
Lemon: Quite honestly, you don't sound OK. Are you impaired by anything right now?
I suppose you could say the Republican primary in Vermont was irrelevant anyway since Sen. Leahy was a shoo-in for re-election.
But so is Jim DeMint, Alvin Greene's current opponent. Leahy won his prior election, in 1992, 54.2 percent to 43.3 percent. Jim DeMint won his last election, 53.7 percent to 44.1 percent.
And Alvin Greene is clearly more qualified to be a senator than Patrick Leahy.
Posted by redguy at June 17, 2010 06:44 AM
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Typical ineptitude inept of Republicans.
Planting Alvin Greene as a Democrat where he is only one African-American among millions.
To gain some real notoriety, Greene should have been planted in the GOP.
That would've elevated the number of black Republicans nationally to about 6.
Or better yet, plant him among the teabaggers.
That way, he'd be the only one.
Hey k'vind, maybe you're engaging in projection on the teabagging thing. I'm pretty sure most Conservative don't even know what it means. I will agree with you that so-called Republicans RINOs are inept, but you will be glad to know that will be changing this November as the Teaparty candidates take the helm of the party. Stay tuned, won't be long now.
The liberals have this right for a change... to be outraged by election tampering that is. I too find it unacceptable that someone other than the voters would step in and influence who is running in a primary. Just think, Alvin might have been offered a bribe of some sort to run in this race, a job or something. I wouldn't be surprised if Bill Clinton wasn't at the bottom of this.
Democrat voter fraud has been so rampant in California with illegal aliens voting, no ID's required at the polls, and motor voter, we'd be lucky if Alvin ran for office out here. On the Left Coast we have China footing the bills to keep Diane Feinstein and Barbara Boxer perpetually in office. Maybe Alvin at least had American money behind his filing fee.
"Mesmerize the Democrats into voting for an idiot? If Republicans could do that, John McCain would be president." LMAO! I've been voting for the lesser of two evils so long, Ann, I forgot what it was like to vote for someone I believed in until McCain picked Sarah Palin to run as his VP candidate.
Democrats can not admit that their party is over and done. This guy won because there is no difference in the minds of democrat voters between a backwoods, broke, criminal, semi-retarded candidate and a Harvard graduate candidate.
They all share the idiotic and failed ideology of Communism so one idiot is as good as another as far as Democrat Voters are concerned.
At leat Obama can say that his Administration created at least one job in South Carolina though if History is any indicator they will claim this one man as 600 jobs created. afterall whats one more lie on top of the millions already spouted by the Democrats
errrrrrrrnt! Wrong, kevind.
You forgot the black guy at the Tea party rally carrying the M-16.
The next Dumo we field to rig the next election has to be a name low on the alphabet, like Alvin Acidreflux. That way he appears first on the ballot and the dumo's paw the first selection, again.
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